... And The Gods Quaked At His Haka

Remember all those old Chuck Norris jokes, and then all those Jack Bauer jokes and so on?

We got ourselves a real live candidate for the next holder of the title of most rad badass on the planet.

Ratu Josefa Iloilo.

Remember the name. Here is the original reporting on BBC. It shall henceforth be referred to as the Newest Testament According to Prez Ratu

"Fiji President Takes Over Power

Fijian President Ratu Josefa Iloilo has announced that he has taken over the government.

It comes a day after a court ruled that the current military government was illegally appointed after a 2006 coup.

In a nationally televised address, the president said he had annulled the constitution, assumed all governing power and sacked the country's judges.

He spoke after meeting Commodore Frank Bainimarama, the army chief who toppled the civilian government in the coup."

Picture: "We're running out of zeros. Could you just invent a word to describe the number of souls you've eaten today?"

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